Bundle: The Slapstick Sketch Bundle

Producer: AlumiFollow our store pies  slime  asian  big feet  black hair  brown eyes  brunettes
"Comedy at its finest! (Well, hottest, anyway)"
Scenes:16
File count:16
Total size:3.69GB
Runtime:5 hours, 19 mins, 7 secs
Released:8/20/22
Produced:2022
Views:1495
Scene ID:67956
Tagged:Female
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This bundle has 16 slapstick sketches showcasing the world's stupidest, most groan-inducing comedy writing. The actresses really give it their all, and their performances are so good, you'd almost believe they didn't know they were gonna get plastered with pies and slime. Almost.

Some of the sketches are in Japanese with English subtitles, but in many scenes the actresses soldiered on in English, even though it meant learning lines in their second language. It was truly a pleasure teaching so many of my cute friends how to say phrases like "I wish for a pie in the face" and "I prefer pie" and "please hit me with a pie."

It was especially satisfying as a serious writer to hear the girls deliver heartfelt lines like "may I please have a bucket of slime on my head?" and "Hey asshole! Pie! Now!"

In Kahiru's case, for the scene 'The Doctor's Office,' even though her lines are in Japanese, I'd like to think that she still learned the true meaning of certain English phrases--or more specifically, what it means for us if you're in front of the camera and say "I don't know."

Our actresses were so dedicated, Yuri and Sakura even learned a choreographed fight for the 'Pie Fighter!' scene that we shot outside in a park, in costume. The joke here is that I'm not even joking. Does the fight eventually move indoors where it turns messy? Who knows.

I should also note that, strangely, most characters in most of the sketches seem to end up barefoot by the end, too. You'd almost think that these pie and slime fetish scenes were being directed by a guy with a foot fetish. Weird.
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What Should I Wear?
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Mami came to us as a friend of Rina's for the "Lighter Game/Not 31--3 Girls Version" shoot. She quickly became a solo model for us. At the "3 Girls" shoot, when I asked if anyone wanted to also try gunge/slime, the other two said they just wanted to...
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Are We Finished Yet?
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First, the girl: you might know Kaoru from "Japanese Pie and Slime Virgins Vol. 4" She's hot. And she's fun. And she really digs getting messy. She's one of the many Pied Asian Girls models who connected with us by answering our online ad--and wh...
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The Eye Test
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Mai and Maria are together again and this time Mai isn't just starring, she's the writer and director of the scene, too! Well, I helped a little. Mai gave me the story and I wrote the English dialogue. The video starts with a short interview of Mai...
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Messy Maids
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First of all, this scene has the tried and tested duo of best friends Midori and Junchan in adorable maid costumes. What more could we want? OK, how about a story? Midori plays a maid who doesn't get the concept of cleaning. This irritates her boss...
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The Doctor's Office
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19-year-old Japanese girl Kahiru visits the doctor complaining that she keeps getting slimed whenever she says a certain phrase. The doctor presses her to tell him what it is, so she tells him (in Japanese): "I don't know." Of course she is immediate...
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Slopped in Translation
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Two of our veteran models, Junko and Kana, do a scene with one of our cute Australian models, Jordy. The premise is: the three of them have just finished shooting a foot fetish video us and they are sitting together with their bare soles facing one o...
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Relaxing by the River
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Mai, Osaka's Queen of Cute, teams up here with sexy Kyoto girl Junko. They play two regular girls tired after a day of work who just want to relax and dangle their feet in the river while enjoying a beer and an ice cream cone. And some pie. And some...
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Noriko's English Lesson
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Noriko is a very cute young Japanese woman, and in this scene she takes a lesson at the easy-as-pie English School. She's dressed in a smart navy blue knee-length dress and bare feet, and has no idea she might need a shower after her English lesson.....
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Haruhi Meets the Messy Aliens
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Sailor Yuko is back in her third cosplay scene. This time she plays Suzumiya Haruhi, and she tries to communicate with aliens who seem to have a messy fetish... Yuko wears the Haruhi schoolgirl sailor uniform, complete with the yellow ribbon in her...
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The Schoolgirl and the Cheerleader
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Two hot young Japanese models, Mai and Yuko are back (from "The Sock-Hunter Quiz Game") and this time they play two high school girls, with Mai in a juicy little cheerleader uniform and Yuko in that oh-so-sexy Japanese schoolgirl "sailor" uniform! T...
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Maki and the Genie
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This vid stars uber-cute Yuko (from "Sailor Moon vs. the Slime Monster" and "Lum-chan's Messy Game"), who seems to enjoy putting on costumes, and seriously hot Maki (from "The Pie Tournament #1.") It starts with an 11-minute sketch where Yuko plays...
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Miho's Xmas Wish
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This was Miho's first time with us, and we recorded a couple other firsts along with her debut: our first-ever "real pies" with crusts! And our first bare ass pieing! Miho starts in the Santa Girl dress and gets a visit from Santa, who gives her so...
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Linda, Kana and Yuko in "The Pie Video"
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This scene doesn't just have 3 great girls in it, it also has perhaps my most kickass script ever! Of course, by "kickass" I mean that it somehow manages to provide a ridiculous reason for these girls to obliterate each other with cream pies, gunge...
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Yuri and Sakura in "Pie Fighter!"
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Yuri and Sakura are Chun-Li and Sakura in a send-up of a very popular video game! Their costumes are pretty sweet, too! The story starts with Sakura spying on Chun-Li's kung fu practice, and imitating some of her moves. Chun-Li agrees to show her...
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The Slapstick Lesson
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One of our favourite Pied Asian Girls, Junko (Relaxing By The River, The Restaurant), starring with 2 rookie friends, Aika and Rika (Messy Olympics 2008). Aika and Rika play schoolgirls who've signed up for a comedy class. Unbeknownst to them is th...
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Junko and Mai in "The Restaurant"
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This video was a custom for a client who wanted to see one girl in a maid/waitress uniform and another girl in a Japanese "office girl" outfit. Luckily, two of our favourites, Mai and Junko, agreed to dive into this sketch. This was their 2nd time...
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