Sailor Yuko really got done up for us in a sexy Sailor Moon costume, complete with all the accessories, the red boots, and even a long, blonde Sailor Moon wig. She is totally smoking.

In this skit, she shows up on the scene of a monster attack (no, we didn't shoot on location... it was shot at the massive soundstage on Lot B of piedasiangirls Studios in Hollywood, Japan.) It seems the populace is being threatened by the slime monster; but that doesn't scare s.m! She utters her famous Japanese battle-cry, "Tsuki ni kawatte oshioki yo!" and immediately takes a big faceful of thick, gooey green slop!

She then goes on to utter several brilliant one-liners (Best Screenplay Oscar, baby!) which are each punctuated with doses of gunge: green, pink and chocolate syrup. Her face is completely coated over and over, and her once-pristine s.m. uniform is decimated.

But the slime monster isn't the end of the action; suddenly, the pie monster shows up! s.m. again utters her catchphrase and is immediately destroyed by a barrage of custard and whipped cream pies!

The scene ends with a little out-of-character play where we pull Yuko's red boots off and gunk up her bare feet with cream and custard. The scene is in English--with just a few lines in Japanese--and all the action is shot with three cameras.