My conversation with Miho:

Me: What do you want to Wear?

Miho: One of those China dresses. I've always wanted one of those.

Me: And it's OK if I ask you to Strip-

Miho: Of course.

Me: And can I pie your ass a few Times?

Miho: (excited) Yes, please.

Me: Great, then Let's-

Miho: Can I have the dress?

Me: What?

Miho: After the shoot, can I have the dress? I've always wanted a China dress!

Me: It'll be a little Messy

Miho: I don't care.

Me: Sure.

And this became our newest scene, "The China Dress."

As promised, she starts in a sexy black Chinese dress, black fishnet stockings and dark purple pumps. She's hot. And our game was a "China quiz." I asked her several questions about China, to see if she was worthy of wearing the dress. The idea was: I had 14 questions prepared, and for every wrong answer, she got slimed or pied. If she could manage to get to a total of ten correct answers, then she could keep that dress on. But if she hit five wrong answers first, then that dress was coming off and that ass was getting smacked with pies and slathered with cream!

All questions were multiple choice, so she had a fair chance but some of the questions were a little hard: China's area in square kilometres, the length of the Great Wall, Jackie Chan's age, etc. On her first wrong answer, she gets pink slime dumped on her head. On her second, she gets chocolate syrup poured on her head and drizzled on her bare arms. On her third, she had her stockings ripped; chocolate syrup poured into her stocking on the right; and honey poured all over her bare foot and leg on the left. (She proceeded to play in the goo for a while with her feet after that.) On her fourth, she took a couple of real pies to the face-yum!

Then, on her inevitable fifth wrong answer, she stripped out of the dress and stockings (the shoes had long since come off) and lay down in the goo to let me pie her. First, a couple to her stomach and chest. Then one to the bottom of her feet. Then a few to her ass, which visibly excited her; she talked about how good it felt, and even though it's in Japanese, you'll probably catch on to what she's saying!

Then we gave her the last real pie to her face, which just made her giggle (we'd been drinking wine) And finally she rolled around in the slippery goo, giggling, pretending to swim, and talking about how good it felt.

As usual, all the action is caught on three cameras from three different angles. The speaking is about 70% Japanese and 30% English, but a half-naked girl coated in cream and slime, giggling and speaking Japanese doesn't really need a translator, does she?

By the way, the dress actually came out fine from the washing machine! So Miho finally has a China dress.